Lunch Lady: Girl, you don't look a day over 30.

Lunch Lady: Girl, you don't look a day over 30.


Dear America,

Happy Birthday Mama!!!

I know we've had our ups and downs this year so I just wanted to say...

Thank you for the amazing bacon cheeseburger from Jimmy's! It was crazy messy and I had to wash my hands five times, but it was absolutely worth it :-) Also, you have no idea how much I needed that star-spangled Bud Heavy. I owe you one.

And last but not least thank you one million times over for all the total babes I get to see every day.

Love,
Ash

p.s. You're responsible for this and I really dig that about you